Sunday, July 11, 2010

Just a Pawn in my Parents' Master Plan...


Have you ever had the feeling that there are future unknown events for which you are being surreptitiously groomed? I must admit that I have been feeling a little paranoid from some conversations that I have overheard between Mama and Daddy...conversations regarding future expectations and plans that they have for me. I haven't completely figured out what is going on, but I have a sneaking suspicion that my parents had me just so that they wouldn't have to do dishes later in life... It is like being a pawn in some chess game that you can't control; but they had better watch out because I have been studying and practicing my game when they aren't looking!



In other, more pleasant, news, Mama had the weekend off, so we had some fun activities, including a trip to the Stan Hywet (to play chess!) and a lake outing! I went on my first boating trip this afternoon, with my potential future husband, Zachary, aka "Butters." Mama and I soaked up some rays with Ms. Leslie and Mr. Marc, and we did a little swimming. Zac shared his toys with me and I only threw one overboard one time...luckily, Ms. Leslie is pretty good with the net!


We had an excellent time; I think I will join Mama now in trying to convince Daddy to get us a boat!

2 comments:

  1. Wish I could have been there with you Ellie! Looks like you have your chess game down. I am actually grooming you to be an astronaut. Love you.

    -Dad

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  2. oh no... Ellie is going to be a Proverbs 31 Woman and give you tons of grandchildren to enjoy in your old age. I have already started to pray for her husband.

    Love,
    Ellie's grammie

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