Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I am 4-months old today.

Well, it is official...I have been breathing oxygen for 4-months now.  In my long experience, I have decided that I should have stayed in the uterus.  I have not been feeling very good today; and it seems like I might have many more days in the future in which life will not be so pretty.  I had it really good en utero...I was never hungry; I never had to sit in my poop; I was always cozy and warm; I didn't have to wear clothes; man, the list could go on and on.  How could Mom have wondered why I didn't want to come out?!?!  If it weren't for the awful pitocin, I could still be living it up in my personal sauna.  Well, I will trudge on...wish me luck.

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